You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
what the fuck
what if i just replay this game for the 50th time
Requested by curlyghost
Theme: college!au: 3 am and fire alarms
It wasn’t hard to miss Kuroo Tetsuro, not when he was standing barefoot outside of the dorm building with both hands cupped around his mouth as he yelled profanities. The entire building had been evacuated and it got out quickly that it was a false alarm; someone decided it would be funny to pull the fire alarm.
Which it might’ve been. If only it wasn’t 3 a.m. and in the middle of winter and Kuroo wasn’t so sleepy that he forgot to pull on some pants over his smiley face boxers.
"I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY SO BAD, YOU HEAR ME??"
Kenma was the only one brave enough to approach him. He gave a sigh and offered Kuroo half of his blanket, not surprised that the taller male didn’t seem to notice and continued yelling. As roommates, Kenma was good enough to wake Kuroo but not enough to prompt him about his boxers.
"Kuroo… I think they know how mad you are."
"Yeah, well, they sure as hell aren’t ownin’ up to it!!"
"Well… would you? If you were yelling about stringing them up by their toes?"
Kuroo frowned and took a deep breath to yell again, stopped only by Kenma clapping a blanketed hand over his mouth. “Just wait. We’ll be back in soon…”
"Why aren’t you pissed about this too?!" he asked, glaring but not moving as Kenma shifted to drape half the blanket over him. "You were woken up too!"
"Yeah, but it’s not like yelling’s going to do anything."
"YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!"
"Kuroo, do you notice how you’re the only one yelling?"
"So?! That’s just because I’m the only one that’s brave enough to—!"
"It’s because everyone else already went back in."
I’m late as always, but happy b-day kenma.
take kuro as your gift
KnB is getting biweekly epilogues starting today, released on the Jump+ site. The first one is about Kaijo (you can read it translated here), so the epilogues might be in the order of the teams’ introductions.
That would mean:
Oct 6 - Shutoku
Oct 20 - Touou
Nov 3 - Yosen
Nov 17 - Rakuzan
Dec - the Jump NEXT! extra